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(802): View more from Vermont

i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.

(802): View more from Vermont

...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college

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(269): View more from Michigan

i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week

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(713): View more from Texas

The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.

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(208): View more from Idaho

New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.

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(406): View more from Montana

At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?

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(616): View more from Michigan

Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.

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