Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
