I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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