Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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