i may or may not be watching the land before time
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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