i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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