on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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