perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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