its not stalking. its research.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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