Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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