Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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