Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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