Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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