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Wat do u mean how?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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