ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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