That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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