So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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