when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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