I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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