Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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