i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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