What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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