my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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