My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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