id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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