so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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