Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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