Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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