I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Pants are for mortals
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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