Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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