btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
