I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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