Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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