after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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