she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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