i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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