I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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