Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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