Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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