we're blogging at a bar
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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