can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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