should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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