spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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