I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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