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(317): View more from Indiana

I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.

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(541): View more from Oregon

i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.

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(916): View more from California

He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants

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(705): View more from Ontario

i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away

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(360): View more from Washington

Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..

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(804): View more from Virginia

Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump

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(954): View more from Florida

oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?

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