Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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