I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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