I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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