Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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