sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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