Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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