Only a mothe r could love this liver
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
how drunk are you?
Several
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
