Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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