Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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