just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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