it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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